Wednesday, December 04, 2019

the inn in Bethlehem is
pleased to welcome you
due to the nature of your late booking
we’ve placed you in the stable
with the abundance of hay
and other flammable items
please observe our non-smoking policy

we are, of course, family friendly
cots are normally available
at a small surcharge
but not available to
guests in the stable
permission is granted to use the manger
for babies

parking is available onsite
for donkeys, camels and carts
we accept no responsibility for
damage to vehicles

wi-fi is not available as yet

entertaining visitors is permitted
but please keep the noise to a minimum
a quiet time operates from sunset to sunrise

most rooms, except for the stable, have  
tea or coffee making facilities
should you need extra milk
the goat is tied up by the back door

room service operates only
during the daylight hours
in an emergency
contact the concierge
a list of doctors, priests and midwives
is available on request

early morning wake up calls can be arranged
but not on the Sabbath

please pay for your room on arrival
check out time is eleven o’clock

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