pleased to
welcome you
due to the
nature of your late booking
we’ve placed you
in the stable
with the
abundance of hay
and other
flammable items
please observe
our non-smoking policy
we are, of course, family friendly
cots are normally
available
at a small
surcharge
but not
available to
guests in the
stable
permission is
granted to use the manger
for babies
parking is
available onsite
for donkeys,
camels and carts
we accept no
responsibility for
damage to
vehicles
wi-fi is not
available as yet
entertaining visitors is permitted
but please keep the noise to a minimum
a quiet time operates from sunset to sunrise
most rooms, except for the stable, have
tea or coffee
making facilities
should you need
extra milk
the goat is tied
up by the back door
room service operates only
during the daylight hours
in an emergency
contact the concierge
a list of doctors, priests
and midwives
is available on
request
early morning
wake up calls can be arranged
but not on the
Sabbath
please pay for
your room on arrival
check out time
is eleven o’clock
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